January 2010

Finally a good one: the bullet train would be ready for the Tercentenary

This was confirmed by President Cristina Kirchner this morning at the presentation ceremony of the National Plan Replacement Exhaust Pipe for Automotive Model '85. The plan, to be financed by a tax of 16% insulin consumption, provides a degree of redistribution, which Argentina the could go "with ease of international crisis that is fair to say, never been stuck."

The presentation, held in Modern exclusive bicycle track the locality of Machinist Savio, was the significant presence of mayor of the locality mentioned, along with those of the neighboring towns of Belen de Escobar, Villa Rosa and La Lonja also the Deputy Secretary of Tourism Secretariat Cucullu , Fabián Ramón Escobedo, and the third member of the Commission Development Engineer in the town of Moneta, Manuel Perales. It is estimated that the invitations were issued by the Casa Rosada using criteria "strong political impact" that the presence of the guests generate externally, especially in China, where Foreign Minister Jorge Taiana currently facing difficulties (in the which are reported separately.)

brutal honesty. "Ayyyyyy, hahaha! I bumped myself, idiot, I can not believe, look Nestor, look! ".

There, the president also made another unexpected announcement, confirming that the controversial bullet train will be completed, God willing, to celebrate the Tercentenary, ie in May 2110. Fernandez de Kirchner admitted that the delay in the construction of high-speed train was due, mainly, "a bifurcated consumer indexing annual demand, synchronized with epidural GDP Monochrome import substitution model imported."

In turn, the President requested to please the media that "do not mislead people with lies" and kept in secret data date change for the bullet train next week, when, in reality, officially announced at a ceremony in the court of Córdoba Central.

However, Fernandez de Kirchner caused much surprise and excitement when asked about possible funding sources for the future bullet train. The president acknowledged on the question, "Well, finally, we come to the little train to the Tercentenary depends crucially on two things, or two macro variables such as I always say, they are: a tail wind uninterrupted 4000 kilometers per hour for the next 100 years, or we find, as I always say, well, a treasure buried by pirates to finance the deficit it does not really exist. "

Finally, Fernandez de Kirchner took a few minutes to criticize the opposition. "They spend saying that we have no policies or plans for the future. Well, see if they ever made a project of very, very, very, very, very long term, as the Bullet Train. "

Under this theme, idle equipment CONICET scientists could reconstruct, using a modern software Danish, the face that Cristina Kirchner would then in 157 years at the opening the Bullet Train.

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2110 AD "Today, Argentines and Argentine, I come to announce with pain from Argentina, which for the seventeenth time, and because of imperialism, vulture funds and grandfather Pinedo, the bullet train will have to wait another year more. "

expected that anyway, because all the people alive at the time of writing will be dead by the time of the conclusion of the Tercentenary The bullet train will be funded, but not built.

Jorge Taiana still being held in Beijing

This was confirmed by the Argentina embassy in China yesterday afternoon , following a confusing episode featuring Argentine Foreign Minister Jorge Taiana, in his unexpected tour of China.

When received by Hu Jintao, was furious Taiana saying a joke, and said he had not traveled 20,000 kilometers so they receive "the same Chinese who brought me in a taxi to here", referring to Hu Jintao, and demanded, violently and "at once" talk to Deng Xiaoping. In the confusion of self Hu Jintao and his entourage, and the impossibility of bringing death to Xiaoping, Taiana, though not confirmed this information yet, "he spat on the floor and threatened to" see what happens when Brezhnev becomes aware of all this. "

"No right no ... has currency, the currency itself, or 'weight - or' weight. " Taiana Human Rights invoked while the evil followers of Hu Jintao proposes pulling out fingernails with bamboo sticks to see if telling the whole truth.

The situation Taiana-arrested yesterday in the scandal in China Government House, was further complicated when, as an apology and show of his diplomatic skills, the Chinese government reported today that for him "the Chinese are all equal, like blacks, gays or Jews" and he did "on purpose."

Slip diplomat. Taiana at Beijing International Airport: "I have three good reasons to watch the Chinese with suspicion: they are dirty, cut the cold chain and are worse than a plague of rabbits, but obviously do not expect to read that in China because they will kill me. "

After his remarks, is expected to be pardoned Taiana the sixteenth Jubilee Ming Dynasty , ie in the year 5182 AD

Concentration .- FINAL 01/25/1910, floating and sick quarters reprisals. 1 Concentration

O Luns, day Xaneiro 25, 2010, Xunta de persoal eo Works of A Coruña Sairon de novo ea rua to protest this report- time in front of the building "smart" Head Provincial Postal Madrid is the new version of the charges in his creativity of "neighborhoods floating" and su persistence in continuing persiguiendo in anger and criteria anti-health to nuestros Trabajadores patients Bajas wider than su hardly believe.

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