Dangerous somatization. in the neighborhood of former president acknowledged some concern about how it might somatize Néstor Kirchner derrotita irrelevant. As everyone knows, Kirchner is facing electoral defeat for the first time in his life, and although it is an insignificant loss, it is believed that, as with everything else, his frail digestive system will be responsible for suppression and somatize any inconvenience arising hereafter. However, several felt that the derrotita gastroenterologists could generate more than irritation in the colon or kicking the walls by the former president. In fact, this morning at the Quinta de Olivos could be quite a Néstor Kirchner deteriorated, although vital, following the grueling final stretch of the campaign and slightly adverse results yesterday.
Nestor and Cristina Kirchner, on Monday morning, 29 in Olivos. "I do not feel very well," confessed the former president.
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Florencio, the Apostate: "The only thing I know is Ernst Kirchner, and that he died some time ago, I swear!"
Papelón health. Former Minister Ocaña spread in the middle of his last press conference.
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Brilliant. This imaginative Artemio López adjective described the performance of the ruling on 28 June. For the official survey, focusing only on the numbers is "let the tree cover the forest." "I've never seen a political and strategic move so exceptional. In that sense, Néstor Kirchner shows the foresight of a statesman own front line. See, for example, on the theme of doing fraud. It is brilliant. Having lost the election by two or three spots, which is technically a draw, of course, the former president diverted all attention on the subject of influenza A to the elections, gaining vital time address that issue later, or when you want. Kirchner handles it all, is too advanced for our time, is misunderstood, is Jesus, bah, what do I say Jesus is like God, but can fly over and sleep at the same time. "
Artemio tests the faith and the logic of all giving by "winning strategy" Nestor Kirchner.
Following these statements are no surprise to anyone, Artemio López (known worldwide for being the first to conduct surveys that give 120% in total) was seized by the Government and made available to the scientific team tirelessly studying amnesia virus to which we referred above. It is believed that using the blood of the interviewer, scientists could develop an antidote with which to inoculate healthy staff and cure the infection back to his original state of genuflection.
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Photocopies of Yrigoyen. Jovial and fresh as ever, Cristina Kirchner turned to delight the country with his always imaginative interpretation (or rather imaginary) reality, in this case with the explanation of the final victory of Kirchner on 28 June.
Backed by several photocopies, Cristina Kirchner said that according to the calculations she made on Sunday at his home, the national ruling party got about 68% of the vote. "Look," said the President showing one of its graphics, "this is not going to see obviously in The Nation: the bar painted with red crayon shows our votes, and painted with green crayon bar shows the votes of all other . So, as I always say: we won. " As for possible changes in his Cabinet, the response was even more ambiguous: "That is a total failure of journalistic ethics and morality of writing, because I have no Ministers, I have fans, "and immediately slapped both Sergio Florencio Randazzo as Massa, who in unison responded with an enthusiastic" thank you very much, Madam President! "in a bright displays synchronized abjection. As if you have to do some self-criticism, the President said emphatically: "Self-criticism saying? In 6 years we a country with a GDP per capita of $ 32,880, annual inflation of 0.8%, a net primary school enrollment of 100% and 94% in secondary school, a 9% unemployment, life expectancy at birth of 79 years, 77% of women in groups of 15 to 49 years using contraception, 53% of women in professional and technical positions, we first quality education PISA 2006, ranking first in the overall respect for the environment, first to the analog switch, the first in the world to approve plans for the burial of high level nuclear waste, and I think that's all I know about Finland at the moment. "
"So, as I always say: Deinde philosophari primum vivere, right? If we are doing things so wrong, how we won in the radio broadcasts [sic]? "
The president was somewhat evasive when talking about the INDEC, as evidenced by their response to whether or not to clean up the controversial body "is, strictly speaking , would be the aggregate demand for soybean farming on mineral export model, pari passu reflects the figures driven by the economic development of the global demand for agrifood, above, again, over the crisis of postmodern thought and the decline of moral values \u200b\u200bon Wall Street, which are in turn , manu militari , indexed to the business economics of sustainable development, which weighed with the redistribution model initiated in 2003 by Nestor Kirchner, again, weighed against the model, gives approximately the sum of 39 new schools per minute. "
However, the only hint of consistency during the press conference came from the hand of a controversial issue: the future of Kirchner. Reflexive, the President replied tersely that they will opt for a more realistic model. "The sentence called for greater accuracy from journalists, as there was no agreement on whether to be" realistic "in the sense of measuring the potential pragmatically kirchnerismo in electoral terms, or "realistic" as a synonym of "monarchical". Without giving many more details, the president admitted that it could be "any two meanings."
In 2011 we are presenting candidates in the Willows, the hotel my husband in El Calafate, we wait!
