it sounds crazy, this was the conclusion reached by the different areas of the Ministry of Health who worked for two weeks without rest, in developing a national plan of prevention and containment of this virus, like the financial crisis, Argentina was unfairly from the civilized world no one called him.
In a press conference, the Health Minister Graciela Ocana , presented the broad outlines of the plan of prevention: "We wanted to basically develop a national plan that reaches all citizens equally, without jargon or terminology class discrimination. Therefore, we advise ways to avoid the term haughty Influenza A N1H1, and opt for more family friendly bug or cold the pussy to prevent undue panic. "
Ocaña's words are very reminiscent the National Plan Dengue, the Ministry of Health presented in conjunction with INADI, whose general policy focused on prevention "pursue dialogue" with the mosquito , emphasizing that, despite their differences individuals with the common mosquito, was a unique and valuable, but above all beautiful and full of rights despite their differences, and all because we live in a democracy.
Ocaña Minister also noted that the plan was designed taking into account the contributions of all taxpayers: "We are facing a prevention plan is unprecedented in the history of Argentina. Leaving aside the publicity rounds recommend that people do not breathe, the plan has cost exactly zero dollars , so we could say that we not only do, but also do so much cheaper than all other governments. "
However, the accuracy of this assertion has been questioned recently, because, apparently, the two weeks of hard work that made the minister and his experts took place at the Four Seasons in Ibiza and not the Ministry leaving a total consideration of approximately 8 million euros through the first week only. This meant an extra burden Sergio Massa-time campaign, using their powers, was forced to reassign the radar installation budget items to the special allowances of the Ministry of Health, and thus cover the hotel bill. Given the arbitrary use of the superpowers of Massa, the opposition released a brief statement about "one-liner and a rather pessimistic tone, expressing his indignation
In a press conference, the Health Minister Graciela Ocana , presented the broad outlines of the plan of prevention: "We wanted to basically develop a national plan that reaches all citizens equally, without jargon or terminology class discrimination. Therefore, we advise ways to avoid the term haughty Influenza A N1H1, and opt for more family friendly bug or cold the pussy to prevent undue panic. "
Ocaña's words are very reminiscent the National Plan Dengue, the Ministry of Health presented in conjunction with INADI, whose general policy focused on prevention "pursue dialogue" with the mosquito , emphasizing that, despite their differences individuals with the common mosquito, was a unique and valuable, but above all beautiful and full of rights despite their differences, and all because we live in a democracy.
Ocaña Minister also noted that the plan was designed taking into account the contributions of all taxpayers: "We are facing a prevention plan is unprecedented in the history of Argentina. Leaving aside the publicity rounds recommend that people do not breathe, the plan has cost exactly zero dollars , so we could say that we not only do, but also do so much cheaper than all other governments. "
However, the accuracy of this assertion has been questioned recently, because, apparently, the two weeks of hard work that made the minister and his experts took place at the Four Seasons in Ibiza and not the Ministry leaving a total consideration of approximately 8 million euros through the first week only. This meant an extra burden Sergio Massa-time campaign, using their powers, was forced to reassign the radar installation budget items to the special allowances of the Ministry of Health, and thus cover the hotel bill. Given the arbitrary use of the superpowers of Massa, the opposition released a brief statement about "one-liner and a rather pessimistic tone, expressing his indignation
" Yes, you have superpowers, but only God can make a flower. "
Although the movement of items can be alarming, since the Cabinet of Ministers reassure the public, saying the budget for the maintenance and operation of the radars are relocating to this area will cover all items designated for border control and equipment of the Gendarmerie. As to which party will turn this hole, nothing can be known by now, although it has generated among the ministers a high degree of speculation: it is estimated that the jackpot for guessing the origin of the next game now amounts to 2500 pesos .
As in everything ranging from the emergence of the virus in our country so far, President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner was "extremely concerned" about the progress of the flu. In the opening ceremony of the new access West Stadium Villa Dálmine club, Cristina Fernandez said displayed "strongly agree" with the new plan for the prevention of influenza A. "From what I understand about the swine flu, while still hiding in houses of straw and sticks, everything will be fine. Now, when getting into a brick house and we can not tear it down by blowing, then it's going to have to seek advice from someone who knows. "
Cristina Kirchner complains to the round of questions in the field of Villa Dálmine: "Do not ask me much, I'm just a woman!".
Luis D'Elia also and Hebe de Bonafini addressed the issue by proposing an alternative solution which would "take advantage of Hilda Molina is in the country" to "nationalizing" and then perform an "autopsy" for "discover the magic tricks of Cuban medicine has hidden inside."
For the safety of the population, we reproduce here in full the recommendations of the Plan for the Prevention of Influenza A Ministry of Health:
"The Ministry of Health Nation advises
· The only method whose effectiveness has been proved 100% effective to prevent the spread of influenza A is stop breathing.
· If you, at your own risk, he decides to continue to breathe, the Ministry of Health of the Nation advised to do so spaced and limiting their breaths per minute to a minimum .
· As has been proven, we are dealing with a virus great intelligence and the worst we can do is underestimate : Do not forget that this is a very complex virus that knows how to ride without paying passenger aircraft. Therefore, the Ministry of Health of the Nation recommended to avoid using cell phones and , even if you only use them because the virus could find a way to penetrate the cables and infect others.
· If you have any symptoms of influenza A, is important not to panic . The Ministry of Health of the Nation recommended that if you have any symptoms, follow these instructions: a) Tapie all windows and doors of his house and hide in a closet or under the bed until symptoms subside; b) if symptoms do not refer, the Ministry recommended to hire an attorney who specializes in probate law to facilitate the succession of family property in the hypothetical case that things not be as good as expected; c) if after that you continue to feel ill and unsafe in any respect check with your doctor, since it belongs to a powerful union, and the only thing missing to further complicate things happen is that they stop everything to demand a wage recovery, in which case, the Ministry of Health recommends that prays to God (with capital letters, not Nestor Kirchner, because it might not work), or possibly imagine you might be sick and dying but in the nineties, with a flag line privatized without a model social inclusion, redistribution, in job creation with added value and highly revolutionary who dies with dignity. "
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