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Emboldened by his miraculous play, the heritage of Kirchner threatened to take power in Santa Cruz if not resolve the crisis

A worried Nestor Kirchner made public references to the skyrocketing suffered heritage and his lady in the last year, which went from 18 to 46 million pesos, that is, one of the most amazing bike stunts made with a financial services company in the history of cycling. There are several ways to read this figure: the Kirchner won 28 million pesos during the year, or 76,712 pesos a day also, or even 3,196 pesos per hour, but the figure has generated less controversy is that of the approximately 40 million jerks that allow this type of financial miracles occur every year. The opposition issued a statement in which he accused the Justice to act with "leniency" when investigating the former president's economic leaps, and the Government's response was just by the new Minister of Justice, Security and Human Rights, Julio Alak, who said that "when the opposition begins to accuse us of leniency, that only means that we are on track. " Apparently, the new minister had confused "leniency" to "Leninism", a word that does not exist anyway and a standard error of a military man as the minister.

The flamboyant soldier has a flawless debut confusing everything.

But in his defense, the former president admitted that his heritage is uncontrollable, as well as having a "serious problem" with the authority. "We tried to put a brake Cristina but not listening, is at that stage of rebellion without direction where breaking the rules is the norm, and continues to grow," said Nestor Kirchner. For its part, Cristina Kirchner acknowledged that the assets you have with your husband is out of control: "We are constantly challenged and threatened to escape at every opportunity that presents, when he was 9 [million] was very affectionate and familiero, but problems began when he was 16 [million] last year and now is enormous, ravenous rebellious and do not know what to do with it or how to end it all. "

Viewed as the senior pediatrician specializing in adolescent, María José Lubertino acknowledged that the assets of Kirchner is going through a difficult period. "Kirchner's heritage and has 16 or 17 years, at that age are terrible and look for specific limits in defiance of parental authority. We recommend dialogue with him, you have patience and do not use too coercive methods, they are often counterproductive. "

But the real problem arose this afternoon, when it was announced that the assets of Kirchner, alarmed at the lack of money that today haunts Santa Cruz and the rumors of his possible arrest for "temporarily alleviate" the problem, managed to escape to the mountains, where he plans to stand against provincial government guaranteed until the necessary legal certainty to return to Calafate to do business with their parents, and also be granted the living space you need to continue to expand at home.

military experts have agreed that the assets of Nestor Kirchner would not need resist much, since it now controls four-fifths of the province without firing a shot, and it is expected that the final assault to take Rio Gallegos also be bloodless, as the inhabitants who could resist him also belong.

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Four wheels, five doors and a lot of redistribution. Beyond the usual arithmetic incidents to which we are accustomed to increasingly Kirchner presented an affidavit, this year will surely enter the annals of history of our Milky Way skeptical and thanks to the mysterious revaluation of his Honda CRV (named "model Artemio" by the locals of Calafate). The car in question has increased its own value by 40% from $ 100,000 cost in the affidavit last year, to 140,000 pesos in the statement presented this year.

A starving and hopeless queue 7 blocks are waiting patiently for 9 in the morning to touch "the miracle car" of the Kirchner.

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Midnight Express. Pino Solanas, beset by the demands of their constituents by not yet nationalized oil, and the glacier, or gold, or air, and for not even yet bought chimpanzees tripularían the Pacha Mama ( a national variant of the Soviet Sputnik promised in campaign), Pino Solanas was forced to admit that the "matter of railways (particularly his plan to turn the entire country into something quite similar to the Metropolis of Fritz Lang) has some shortcomings. First, the search for railways which are still operating has been much more difficult than the flamboyant deputy for the retro-left had believed. "As far as we could ascertain, the options we have to get the railways are two possibilities: either buying them from Sudan, which still has them, or buy them at the National Museum of Transport in Saudi Arabia, which as a matter of space, has stored in a tank and outside display, "Solanas tried to explain to a group of angry and disappointed housewives in the neighborhood of Recoleta who demanded the fulfillment of campaign promises strategic.

Pino, although a great idealist, in recent days has suffered harassment from the anxious city's upper middle class and nationalist demands, finding even before taking a real chute that threatens his moral integrity, but especially physics, and could only leave personally asking the money to buy the railways to Néstor Kirchner of his own deep pockets, since it is considered that by December 10, when takes his seat and can submit projects of his own, and would have stoned to death by a Faberge eggs output fanatical mob Polo Field.

Pino Solanas shooting their attackers confident that, eventually, the Kronstadt sailors will take up arms to defend it.